When Chuck Norris Tells You To Have a Merry Christmas, You Have a Merry Christmas

Never to be outdone by Jean Claude Van Damme, chuck Norris has offered a response to JCVD's Volvo split, and packed some holiday wishes in besides:




Merry Christmas to everyone!  In lieu of a gift this year, I have made a donation on your behalf:

It truly is a Festivus miracle...