Friday, February 18, 2011

Obama Tech Dinner Caption Contest

Write your own caption in the comments - here's a couple to get you started:

"Ladies and Gentleman - To Evil!"

"Screw Microsoft!"

"The same thing we do every night - try to take over the world!"

"To powerful nerds and the beautiful women who love them!"

"To taxes as venture capital!"


  1. Fellow executives of the Silicon Valley hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How do you senate vote?

  2. Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do, We do.
    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do, we do.
    Who keeps back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
    We do, we do.
    Who robs cavefish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do, we dooooooo.

  3. If only this was the blood we crave!

  4. OK, everyone got their Kool-Aid? Good.